What Is Your Signature Insult?

How should you be swearing at people?

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    Frank Sinatra
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    Peter Lawford
    Humphrey Bogart
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    Humphrey Bogart
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    Joey Bishop
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    Sammy Davis, Jr.

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You got: Bloody Cum Bubble

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You got: Menstrual Blood-Fart

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You got: Bag of Smashed Assholes

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You got: Massive Sack of Dicks

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You got: Jizz Lobster

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You got: Cunt Waffle

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You got: Cock-Juggling Thundercunt

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You got: Monkey's Fuck Nut

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You got: Shitting Fucking Breeze Block

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You got: Fuck Stain

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You got: Cum-Absorbent Waffle Stomper

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You got: Clit Microwave

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You got: Cuntopotamus

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You got: Sopping Cunt

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You got: Gooey Shit Nugget

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You got: Shitbird

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You got: Fucking Ross Gellar

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You got: Piers Morgan

Too far. Too far.

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You got: Smeg Head

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You got: Poopy Person

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You got: Spherical Bastard

Because they look like a bastard from any direction.

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You got: Mother Fucking Mother Fucker

Mostly redundant, but somehow elegant.

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You got: Ass Tractor

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You got: Shit Surfing Cunt Wagon

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You got: Fuck Stick

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You got: Flatulent Festering Anal Sphincters

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You got: Fucking Left Bollock

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You got: Fecal Pus Bag

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You got: Fuck Bucket

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You got: Fuckmented Shit-Jizzle

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You got: Dick Weasel

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You got: Nerf Herder

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You got: Stinking Cock Splurt

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You got: Hopeless Fucking Cock Womble

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You got: Cock Badger

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You got: Unwashed Vaginal Discharge

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You got: Griddled Shit Weasel

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You got: Clumpy Yak Dingleberry

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You got: Maggot Infested Swamp Donkey

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You got: Gooey Shit Nugget

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You got: Asshole

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You got: Shit Bag

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You got: Scrotal Fungus

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You got: Fuck Stain

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You got: Monkey's Fuck Nut

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You got: Shitting Fucking Breeze Block

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You got: Cock-Juggling Thundercunt

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You got: Dickhead

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You got: Jizz Lobster

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You got: Massive Sack of Dicks

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You got: Bag of Smashed Assholes

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You got: Cuntface

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You got: Fuckface

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