How Sarcastic Are You?

Great quiz right here.

  1. 1.
    1. Pixels on a screen arranged to look like a pizza.
    2. The food they serve at feasts in heaven.
    3. Life itself.
    4. A pizza.
  2. 3.
    1. “Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. There are people having drug-fueled orgies who aren’t having as good a day as me right now.”
    2. “Great!”
    3. “Great. Completely amazing. Never better.”
    4. “Terrible. This is the worst day of my life. And that question has just made it significantly worse.”
  3. 4.
    1. FOX
    2. FOX
    3. NBC
    1. NBC
    2. NBC
    3. NBC
  4. 5.
    1. A potentially dangerous situation.
    2. A science experiment to determine whether fire is potentially dangerous.
    3. A successful restaurant opening.
    4. A man is panicking in a kitchen with two pans, both of which appear to be on fire.
    5. A delicious and under-control flambé.
  5. 6. How do you feel about this band?
  6. 7.

    NB - The idea is terrible.

    1. “It’s an amazing idea.”
    2. “No. You probably shouldn’t go ahead with it.”
    3. “There haven’t been many better ideas. Steve Jobs is kicking himself that he didn’t think of it.”
    4. “It’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. There are people riding bikes off roofs right now who think this is a bad idea.”
  7. 8. Would you like to sit in this chair?
    1. Obviously, it’s the Iron Throne.
    2. Probably not, it wouldn’t fit in my living room.
    3. Yes, I’ve heard iron swords have great orthopedic qualities.
    4. Sure, I need some furniture that will cut you when you sit on it.
    5. Yes, because a good Facebook profile picture is very important to me.
  8. 9.

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Luke Bailey is a senior editor for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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