Had a pitcher of Cheeky V?Had a pitcher of Woo Woo?Had a pitcher of Porn Star Martini?Had a glass of Smirnoff and Monster?Had a pitcher of Smirnoff and Monster?Spent less than £2 on a drink?Managed to spend over £5 on a drink?Spent less than £10 on five drinks?Spent less than £6 and got lunch and a drink?Had a drink in ‘Spoon’s before midday?Had a drink in ‘Spoon’s with your breakfast?Spent more than 4 hours in ‘Spoon’s in one day?Spent more than 8 hours in ‘Spoon’s in one day?Eaten in ‘Spoon’s?Had Mexican Monday?Had Steak club?Had Chicken club?Had Curry club?Had Fish Friday?Had a Sunday Roast?Eaten a burger?Eaten a gourmet burger?Eaten the lasagne?Eaten from the ‘Deli’ section of the menu?Eaten something you thought might be nice, and bitterly regretted it?Ordered the large mixed grill?Finished the large mixed grill?Eaten a main, and then had a dessert as well?Eaten a starter, and a main, and a dessert?Changed your order to get a free drink?Stolen those little packets of condiments to supply your own home?Sadly realised they don’t do the little packets of condiments any more?Realised you were probably the reason why?Declared that “some ‘Spoon’s are quite nice actually”?Praised the toilets as being rather wonderful?Decided you have a favourite ‘Spoon's?Eaten in ‘Spoon’s twice in the same day?Eaten in ‘Spoon’s three times in the same week?Eaten breakfast in ‘Spoon’s three times in the same week?Eaten in ‘Spoon’s four days in a row?Eaten in ‘Spoon’s every single day for a week?Sadly accepted the bleakness of your own existence?
How Experienced At Wetherspoon's Are You?
You're pretty inexperienced. That's probably a good thing, but don't be too down on 'Spoon's. Some of them can be quite nice.
You're quite experienced. That's probably ok, so you don't need to go to them much more. Lucky you.
You're very experienced. Hmm. Did you know there are other pubs in the world? And other restaurants? Maybe go for a walk?