24 Signs You Might Have Lived In London Too Long

London calling to the underworld... Is the rent cheaper there?

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4. You're completely uninterested in whatever cool new thing is happening because something else will be happening a few days later.

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Except for Back to the Future at Secret Cinema, that's definitely worth it. Oh, wait...

5. You drink "craft" beer even though it has become a standard way to justify not getting change for a fiver.

That said, if it's really nice, maybe you'll go up to £6... HELP, IT'S GETTING WORSE.

8. You are very used to how much more time you spend at work than at home.

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And, consequently, are hyper-aware of just how much you're spending on rent for somewhere you basically don't live.

10. You have worked out precisely where on the tube platform to catch the train to get off at the closest spot to the exit at the other end.

14. You haven't even thought about getting a car for years, because driving in London just makes so little sense.

16. The fact there are urinals on the street no longer even slightly bothers you.

17. You are permanently attached to your earphones, and now have started to mildly freak out if you hear things happening around you.

18. Leaving the city freaks you out because of all the fresh air, quiet, and green stuff.

For real, what is this stuff? It's freaking me out.