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24 Signs You Might Have Lived In London Too Long

London calling to the underworld... Is the rent cheaper there?

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4. You're completely uninterested in whatever cool new thing is happening because something else will be happening a few days later.

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Except for Back to the Future at Secret Cinema, that's definitely worth it. Oh, wait...


5. You drink "craft" beer even though it has become a standard way to justify not getting change for a fiver.

That said, if it's really nice, maybe you'll go up to £6... HELP, IT'S GETTING WORSE.


16. The fact there are urinals on the street no longer even slightly bothers you.


18. Leaving the city freaks you out because of all the fresh air, quiet, and green stuff.

For real, what is this stuff? It's freaking me out.