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18 Incredibly Important Cheese Puns To Make You Smile

It's cheesy, but it'll make you feel grate.

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What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi!

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What cheese can be used to encourage a bear? Camembert!

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What cheese has a bit of an alcohol problem? Livarot!

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What cheese can be used to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

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What cheese do you need to be very cautious with? Caerphilly!

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What cheese can fly? Curds of prey!

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What's the most religious cheese? Emmental, because it's so holy!

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What hotel does cheese stay at? The Stilton!

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What's the saddest cheese? Blue cheese!

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What does cheese like to drink? Morbier!

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What search engine does cheese use? Ask cheese!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

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What music does cheese listen to? R & Brie!

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What's a beaver's favourite cheese? Edam!

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What happens when cheese gets ill? It gets feta!

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What does cheese build when it goes to the beach? Roquefort!

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What's always the last piece of cheese left? Forever provolone!

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What's a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger!