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It's cheesy, but it'll make you feel grate.
What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi!
What cheese can be used to encourage a bear? Camembert!
What cheese has a bit of an alcohol problem? Livarot!
What cheese can be used to hide a horse? Mascarpone!
What cheese do you need to be very cautious with? Caerphilly!
What cheese can fly? Curds of prey!
What's the most religious cheese? Emmental, because it's so holy!
What hotel does cheese stay at? The Stilton!
What's the saddest cheese? Blue cheese!
What does cheese like to drink? Morbier!
What search engine does cheese use? Ask cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
What music does cheese listen to? R & Brie!
What's a beaver's favourite cheese? Edam!
What happens when cheese gets ill? It gets feta!
What does cheese build when it goes to the beach? Roquefort!
What's always the last piece of cheese left? Forever provolone!
What's a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger!