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    18 Cheese Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Actually Genius

    Gouda few of these jokes.

    1. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

    2. Which hotel do mice stay in?

    3. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

    4. What is a lion's favourite cheese?

    5. What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

    6. What's the richest cheese in the world?

    7. Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?

    8. Which kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

    9. What kind of music does cheese listen to?

    10. Did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?

    11. Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

    12. How do you handle dangerous cheese?

    13. What’s Jay Z’s favourite cheese?

    14. Which cheese do cyclists carry with them?

    15. Which cheese is made backwards?

    16. What do you call a curly-haired cheese?

    17. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face?

    18. Which is the most feminist cheese?