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18 Cheese Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Actually Genius

Gouda few of these jokes.

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1. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

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2. Which hotel do mice stay in?

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3. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

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4. What is a lion's favourite cheese?

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5. What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

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6. What's the richest cheese in the world?

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7. Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?

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8. Which kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

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9. What kind of music does cheese listen to?

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10. Did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?

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11. Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

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12. How do you handle dangerous cheese?

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13. What’s Jay Z’s favourite cheese?

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14. Which cheese do cyclists carry with them?

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15. Which cheese is made backwards?

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16. What do you call a curly-haired cheese?

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17. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face?

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18. Which is the most feminist cheese?

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