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    Sep 10, 2015

    18 Cheese Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Actually Genius

    Gouda few of these jokes.

    1. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

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    2. Which hotel do mice stay in?

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    3. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

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    4. What is a lion's favourite cheese?

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    5. What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

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    6. What's the richest cheese in the world?

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    7. Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?

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    8. Which kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

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    9. What kind of music does cheese listen to?

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    10. Did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?

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    11. Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

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    12. How do you handle dangerous cheese?

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    13. What’s Jay Z’s favourite cheese?

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    14. Which cheese do cyclists carry with them?

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    15. Which cheese is made backwards?

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    16. What do you call a curly-haired cheese?

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    17. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face?

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    18. Which is the most feminist cheese?

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