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How Passive-Aggressive Are You?

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  1. 1. What do you do to stop your roommates eating your food?

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    Bring it up in conversation.
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    Lick it all. Lick everything. But don't tell them.
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    Write your name on all your food, right down to individual yogurts.
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    Start eating their food.
  2. 2. Someone is using your Wi-Fi instead of paying for their own. What do you do?

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    Get rid of it all together, and go live in the woods.
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    Change the network name to "Not Your Wi-Fi" to drop them a hint.
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    Let it go. Life's too short.
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    Keep changing the password so they can't keep logging in.
  3. 3. A work colleague is failing to recycle. What do you do?

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    Send the whole office an ALL-CAPS email, possibly with a picture of a cat in it.
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    Casually bring it up in conversation.
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    Leave a note.
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    Leave a note, with a bad pun on it.
  4. 4. Someone in front of you at the cinema is rocking their chair back and forth, annoying you. How do you deal with it?

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    Keep kicking the back of their seat until they get the message.
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    Move seats.
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    Ask them to stop.
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    Kick them in the head.
  5. 5. Someone near you is chewing loudly. What do you do?

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    Chew louder until they get the message.
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    Nothing, but secretly start hating them.
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    Send them an email that uses the word 'sorry,' multiple times.
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    Throw things at them.
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    Loudly play a YouTube video of someone chewing loudly.
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    Ask them to be quieter.
  6. 6. If you encounter a passive-aggressive note, what do you do?

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    Upload a photo of it to the internet.
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    Leave another note on it, complaining about the passive-aggressive nature of the note.
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    Tear it down.
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    Do the exact opposite of whatever the note says.
  7. 7. If someone at work asks you to do something that you really don't want to do, what is your response?

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    Rage-quit your job.
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    Clearly articulate why you're not the best person for the job.
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    Do it anyway.
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    Do it, but very badly, so no one will ask you to do it again.
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    Do it, but so, so slowly, eventually someone else will take over.
  8. 8. What would your ideal doormat say?

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    Welcome!
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    You again?
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    Fuck off.
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    So good to see you.
  9. 9. If someone didn't do the dishes, how would you deal with it?

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    Leave a guilt-trip note.
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    Just do the dishes.
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    Give up, and start eating your eggs out of a shoe with a comb.
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    Shamelessly re-purpose a Martin Luther King Jr. quote to become about household chores.
  10. 10. If you're in an argument, what's your go-to ending line?

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    "You know what, I think you're right."
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    No line, you go straight for the silent treatment.
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    "Fine, I don't care."
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