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How Dalston Are You?

How hipster do you really want to be?

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  1. Have You Ever?

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    Lived on Kingsland Road?
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    Been drunk on Kingsland Road?
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    Thrown up on Kingsland Road?
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    Been thrown up on on Kingsland Road?
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    Been to Alibi?
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    Been to The Nest?
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    Been to Birthdays?
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    Been to Dalston Superstore?
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    Been to Dalston Superstore in the daytime?
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    Been kicked out of any of the above?
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    Hooked up with someone at The Haggerston?
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    Struck out with someone at The Haggerston?
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    Know a pub that does pints for less than £2?
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    Found a bar that does pints for more than £6?
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    Found a pub that actually shows football?
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    Been to a bar in a basement?
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    Know someone vox-popped by Vice?
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    Been vox-popped by Vice?
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    Worked for Vice?
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    Eaten food from a stall that doesn't exist the next day?
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    Not been sure how people actually live in your house?
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    Accidentally got drunk with a minor celebrity?
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    Not realised who a minor celebrity was until the next day?
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    Have more Twitter followers than Facebook friends?
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    Have more Instagram followers than Twitter followers?
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    Stopped using social media entirely?
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    Worked in a bar?
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    Worked in a bar while telling people you do something creative?
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    Worked at something creative and not made any money?
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    Worked in an office and told people you work in a bar?
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    Ignored an invite because it was south of the river?
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    Left a night out elsewhere, because something interesting was happening in Dalston?
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    Decided on a favourite craft beer?
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    Been to a gig where you didn't know any of the bands?
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    Been to a club night with a brand new genre of music?
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    Stopped shopping at American Apparel because everyone else was?
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    Shopped at Beyond Retro?
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    Stopped shopping at Beyond Retro because everyone else was?
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    Shopped at a pop-up for the two weeks it existed?
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    Decided on a ranking of burgers across East London?
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    Had a friend who has a more interesting job?
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    Had a friend who's marginally famous (in the right circles)
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    Had a friend who makes more money at a more interesting job?
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    Had a regular chicken shop?
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    Had a regular chicken shop where you get given bonus wings?
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    Discovered cuisine from a country you didn't know existed?
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    Had a favourite coffee shop/art gallery?
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    Tried to grow your own food?
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    Tried to build your own furniture?
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    Had a piece of furniture you found on the street?
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    Had a piece of art you found on the street?
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    Had a piece of art that you have no understanding of?
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    Had a random unexplained object that you assume came from the street?
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    Decided you prefer the Overground?
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    Called the Overground the East London Line?
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    Signed the petition against stopping late-night licenses?
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    Slept with someone and seen them waiting for the bus a few days later?
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    Been to art school?
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    Discovered a normal shop that also sells drugs?
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    Seen graffiti that made you genuinely question your life choices?
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    Eaten a full meal at 4am?
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    Slept with someone who later turned out to know all the same people as you?
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    Realised the awesomeness of Dalston Liquor World?
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    Smoked weed?
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    Found out the difference between Methadone, Methedrone and Mephedrone
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    Taken MDMA?
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    Taken cocaine?
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    Taken ketamine?
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    Taken speed?
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    Taken LSD?
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    Taken something that you weren't sure what it was?
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    Made hash brownies?
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    Made hash cookies?
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    Made hash lasagne?
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    Made a decision to go out at 3AM?
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    Had a full beard?
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    Had a moustache inspired by the fashions of the 18th century?
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    Hooked up with someone with excess facial hair?
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    Had an asymmetrical haircut?
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    Contracted an STD?
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    Contracted multiple STDs?
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    Read Time Out to find out about new openings?
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    Pretended not to read Time Out to find out about new openings?
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    Read Dalstonist?
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    Pretended not to read Dalstonist?
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    Owned a bike?
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    Fixed a bike?
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    Had a bike stolen?
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    Stayed up for 24 hours straight?
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    Stayed up for 36 hours straight?
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    Stayed up for 48 hours straight?
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    Stayed up for 72 hours straight?
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    Worn skinny jeans?
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    Worn worker boots?
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    Worn brightly coloured socks?
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    Worn brightly coloured socks, and rolled up your jeans to show them off?
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    Worn shorts at inappropriate times in the winter?
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    Worn a really small beanie?
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    Considered moving away from The Strip?
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    Had a late-night revelation that Dalston is everything?
 
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