Hot tubs have been set up in a tube station so you can watch Top GunThere's a bar in Dalston that is showing The Goonies on a loop for an entire year
I feel the need for sitting down in some warm bubbly water.
There's now a pop-up that serves your meal entirely in smoothie formHere's your chance to eat brains in a Dalston bomb shelter
Hackney's first Seapunk club night is happening next weekendDalston's first Super Mario Kart Grand Prix is on this weekend
It's a Mario!
Pop-up bar Super Hands is opening in Clapton this weekendPop-up bar The Swan & Paedo is opening in Clapton this weekend
It doesn't have a washing machine.
The Haggerston is named the best spot for a Tinder date in LondonThe Cock Tavern has been named Beard Friendly Pub of the Year
Every World Cup sticker ever made is on show in HaggerstonThere's a huge game of hide and seek taking place in Haggerston next month
The World Cup stickers are on display.
You should party in this Stoke Newington hardware store this summerYou should party in this London Fields motorbike shop this summer
Because motorbikes and alcohol go together well.
This Hackney pub just installed the first craft beer vending machineThere's a bar that serves mead under a kebab shop in Kingsland Road
An important development.
The UK's first cereal cafe is being planned in ShoreditchThe UK's first marshmallow cafe is being planned in Shoreditch
Every bench in London fields will be equipped with Wi-Fi by the end of the yearClowns are worried they won't be allowed in Dalston any more
A pop-up insect restaurant is opening in London FieldsA pop-up quinoa restaurant is opening in London Fields
You can do paint-by-numbers graffiti on the outside of a Dalston art gallery at the momentNaked people are posing as assassins for you to draw tomorrow
Free toasties are being given out in an urban forest in Dalston on FridayFree coffee is being given out at a pirate ship in Dalston on Friday
Pirates make good coffee.
Twigs from De Beauvoir are selling on eBay for more than £50You can buy bottled water from Dalston online now
Twigs are big buisness these days.
Naked speed dating has arrived in HackneySmell-based speed dating has arrived in Hackney
Analysts say Hackney is officially the coolest borough in LondonAnalysts say Hackney is officially the least relevant borough in London
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