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How Crap At Being Middle-Class Are You?

Are you just a middle-class imposter?

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  1. How many of these have you done?

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    Used an iPhone in bed and dropped it on your face?
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    Used an iPad in bed and dropped it on your face?
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    Pronounced Quinoa as Kwin-oh-a, (how it clearly should be pronounced)?
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    Been confused by the concept of Kale?
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    And cous cous?
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    And sourdough? Why isn’t it just regular dough?
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    And Tapenades?
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    And hummus?
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    And why people bother with Ocado?
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    Never understood why avacodos are a big deal?
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    Mis-spelt avocado?
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    Not really cared what type of tea you're given?
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    And then put milk in your herbal tea?
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    Pronounced “espresso” as “expresso”?
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    Avoided expressing an opinion on an AGA, because you don't know what it is?
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    Cut your finger dicing up fresh herbs?
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    Stabbed yourself opening an oyster?
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    Gotten drunker than expected from an alcoholic trifle?
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    Or some unexpectedly potent liqueur chocolates?
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    Hated skiing?
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    Hated skiers?
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    Hated The Killing?
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    And Luther?
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    And Serial?
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    Put entirely the wrong selection of fruits in the Pimm’s?
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    Discovered there was free coffee at Waitrose, but still didn't go in?
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    Referred to a gilet as “one of those waistcoat things”?
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    Been confused by a dazzling array of craft beers and just opted for a Kronenbourg 1664 instead?
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    Gone out for brunch and ended up getting fast food instead?
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    Not known the difference between ciabatta and focaccia?
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    Been shit at golf?
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    Avoided a farmer’s market like the plague?
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    Thought about doing yoga, but just gone to the pub instead?
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    Thought about using a slow cooker, but then just fried your food instead?
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    Thought about using a wine decanter, but then just chugged it from the bottle?
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    Realised you don't really care about being middle-class?
  1. How many did you tick?

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    All of them!
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    More than 25
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    Between 10-25
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    Less than 10
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    None of them!

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