Take a seat, pour yourself a glass of wine, and sit down for this post.
As you know, for the last couple months, Pokémon Go has been a worldwide phenomenon.
That was... UNTIL TODAY.
The studio Men.com decided to get on the Pokémon Go bandwagon the only way they know how...
GAY. PORNO.
Their version is called Fuckémon Go (of course), and the plot is about trainers trapping the titular "fuckémon" and then, well, fucking them... and each other.
"Not like this. Please, not like this."
The parody comes with its own version of Ash Ketchum...
...and Brock too!
But the moment things go all "no, please leave my childhood alone, please! NO! AAAAAAH" is when their version of Pikachu hits the screen.
And, well... nope.
NO, NO, NO, NO AND NO.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
NONONONONONONONO.
STAHP!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Childhood destruction level: Pikachu in a g-string.
You can watch the trailer here if you never want to see Pokémon Go the same way ever again.
