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    Updated on Aug 17, 2018. Posted on Sep 9, 2016

    There's A Gay Porn Parody Of "Pokémon Go" Because Of Course There Is

    Get set for the absolute destruction of your childhood.

    Take a seat, pour yourself a glass of wine, and sit down for this post.

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    You're going to need it.

    As you know, for the last couple months, Pokémon Go has been a worldwide phenomenon.

    Niantic / Via Facebook: PokemonGO

    It's quickly become a good, wholesome activity that everyone can enjoy. It really brings people together.

    That was... UNTIL TODAY.


    The studio decided to get on the Pokémon Go bandwagon the only way they know how...

    Men / Via


    Their version is called Fuckémon Go (of course), and the plot is about trainers trapping the titular "fuckémon" and then, well, fucking them... and each other. / Via

    Fuckémon are a lot like pokémon, except they also seem to be part sex toy.

    "Not like this. Please, not like this."

    The parody comes with its own version of Ash Ketchum...

    ...and Brock too!

    But the moment things go all "no, please leave my childhood alone, please! NO! AAAAAAH" is when their version of Pikachu hits the screen.

    Appropriately named "Peek-A-Choo."

    And, well... nope.

    NO, NO, NO, NO AND NO.

    NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.




    Men / Nintendo / BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @Men

    Childhood destruction level: Pikachu in a g-string.


    You can watch the trailer here if you never want to see Pokémon Go the same way ever again.

    View this video on YouTube

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