1. First, there's SpongeKnob SquareNuts, which tells the story of a square-testicled sponge who looks like the stuff of nightmares.
NIGHTMARES, I'm telling you!
2. Then there's a Back to the Future parody, where time travel is possible thanks to a sex machine.
3. And of course, there's Tugrats, because we live in a world without any boundaries, it would seem.
4. In Dick and Morty, there's a cucumber dildo called — you guessed it — "Pickle Dick."
5. Remember that awful horror flick Hellraiser? Well, it just got worse. Allow us to introduce you to...
6. What you see right here is Goldar, from Power Rangers, mid-coitus with a Megazord.
7. In other news, you can probably give up on everything in life once you've seen Pikachu in the Strokémon porno:
(Here's a full-body shot, in case you wanted to die a little more inside.)
8. The Pokémon parodies don't stop there — this one's based on the Pokémon Go game:
9. Here's a version of Ghostbusters that unfortunately is out there in this world...
10. And here's a Scooby-Doo parody whose mysteries we'd rather not solve.
11. To be quite honest, Gay of Thrones might actually be more tame than the actual show...
12. While we'll admit that Assventure Time is honestly a really great name.
13. Here's the ultimate XXX twist on your fave Halloween/Christmas mashup movie:
14. Meanwhile, in this Ninja Turtles parody, Master Splinter became Master Sphincter.
15. And if you've ever wondered "Hey, I wonder if there's dinosaur porn out there," boy do we have a Jurassic Park parody for you:
16. And finally, how could we forget Edward Penishands?
This post was translated from Spanish.