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Blurred Lines: The Astigmatism Remix

YOU'RE THE BLINDEST B*TCH IN THIS PLACE!

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Everybody look up

Hey, hey, hey (x3)

If you can’t see what they’re tryin’ to show

If you can’t read from the second row

Maybe scoot to the left

Maybe just squint your eyes

Maybe you’re goin’ blind

The moment you realized that it was time for glasses

Was when you mistook that lotion for molasses

No, Burt's Bees don’t taste sweet

Ain’t made from sugar beets

That cake was not fit to eat

The symptoms entail

Trouble seeing detail

Contacts will prevail

Good thing that you went to an eye examination

Learned your crystalline lens had suffered an abrasion

Your cornea’s oblong

Its curvature’s all wrong

This problem is lifelong

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