You are not a successful adult.

Lucy Hebb • 3 years ago

You're not a regular teacher. You're a cool teacher.

Lucy Hebb • 3 years ago

You make it 4 days before buying a body pillow.

Lucy Hebb • 3 years ago

You've lost a considerable amount of sleep over the Nisha call.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

April showers bring.... you no joy whatsoever.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

Taylor Swift has given us some very unreasonable expectations.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

This goes out to anyone whose hair color has ever been described as "dishwater."

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

You cannot be smoted. You are unsmoteable.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

Sometimes being inside your own head is so exhausting that it makes you want to cry.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

If you had to be one person from the cast of Girls, you know it'd be Shoshanna.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

Somehow catcalls are less appealing in your native tongue.

Lucy Hebb • 4 years ago

Or at least you think you are. It's really all up in the air right now.

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

Maybe this year you can hold out 'til February?

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

Either your professor sits on a throne of lies, or you're a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. Or both.

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

May the odds be ever in your favor!

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

Because you never tried to make "fetch" happen.

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

It's all fun and games until your 8:00 a.m. class the next morning.

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

It's August already?! And you had such high aspirations...

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

Scars are just souvenirs you never lose, "tattoos with better stories."

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago

Sure, you've drunk wine from a box, but have you drunk wine from a bra? Wait, don't answer that.

Lucy Hebb • 5 years ago