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An Ode To Miley

It's time to face the strange ch-ch-changes.

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All joking aside, you still think of her highly,

Because, let’s be real, she’s just being Miley.

But one thing we’ll never completely unearth

Are the happenings between her and Liam Hemsworth.

Fighting or not? He is or isn’t her beau?

Are they meant to be? Will we ever know?

The once little girl of Billy Ray Cyrus

Has become something sexy, cool, and desirous.

You probably thought that Miley would never

Engage in so many wild endeavors,

But there are several instances we cannot ignore:

She made out with a doll, and then did it once more!

By the way, this doll looked just like her.

She explained to Jimmy Kimmel what the reasons were.

The public was in for a shock, indeed

When Miley was pictured outside smoking weed.

On magazine covers, she looks totally hot,

Showing the world she’s no longer a tot.

It’s a lot to handle for her old man, Billy Ray;

Any more of this and his long locks will turn gray.

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