1. Sometimes your friends don’t get your questions.
2. But they make complete sense to you.
3. And they’re totally logical, if you think about it.
4. People don’t always appreciate your really good ideas.
5. Or your totally legitimate excuses.
6. You might not be the best speller.
7. And sports aren’t necessarily your thing either.
8. But you’re, like, really pretty.
9. Maybe even the prettiest in your friend group.
Also maybe the sluttiest…
10. Sometimes you have spacey moments.
11. And say spacey things.
12. But you have many hidden talents!
13. Some are useful…
14. Others aren’t.
15. But you admit when you’re wrong.
16. You’re enthusiastic in all that you do.
17. And most of all, you’re a loyal friend.
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could anger China.
- A jury failed to reach a verdict Friday in the case of Michael Slager, a former South Carolina officer charged in the fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The CEO of Zenefits plans to step down after 10 months on the job. A legal mess nearly sank the company this year.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crush apples with their bare hands 🍎💪