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Posted on May 1, 2013

Why "The Vampire Diaries" Needs To Ditch Bonnie

Elena's witchy best friend has long overstayed her welcome. Isn't it time we sent her packing?

Bonnie, we need to talk.

First of all, love the bangs.

Second of all, you're kind of a lot of trouble ALL THE TIME.

Like, I get it. Being a witch is hard.

I mean, I have really bad allergies, so...

And that's another thing! I could really do without the condescension.

But back to the witch thing, yes, clearly it sucks sometimes.

Like, I'm sorry you have the power to destroy vampires with your mind. That must be ... really hard for you?

And you're the only one who can do cool witch things, which is something else to complain about, apparently.

But remember how much fun we used to have?

You weren't all doom and gloom and I CAN'T CONTROL MY POWERS.

But now... I mean, no offense, but we're kind of rooting for vampire Elena here.

We saw it. It sucked. But now you have to whine about it, too?


I'd say sleep it off but you can't even do that without creating an incident.

I know you feel like a victim in all this, and I don't blame you.

So leave. Go elsewhere.

Maybe they need a new witch on The Secret Circle! SHH, NO ONE TELL HER.

Because right now, you're giving all of us a headache.

As much as we once cared about you, things change.

And now — well, I'll let Damon say it.

I know it's hard to say goodbye, but I think we'll all be happier in the long run.

Yes, smile through those tears. Just do it ... away from here.

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