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Can You Pick The Guy My Jewish Mother Would Approve Of?

If any of them. *sigh*

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Can You Pick The Guy My Jewish Mother Would Approve Of?

You got: Not Approved

This is Earl. Earl is a very nice man, but he's 30 years my senior and my Jewish Mother would cry, "Too old!"

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While at first my Jewish Mother would LOVE Ben, after googling him she would find out he writes a sex blog and she would be mortified.

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Zeke here is a hipster. Not approved!

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While at first my Jewish Mother would have some concerns as James is not Jewish — right after we break up she would decide he is the perfect guy for me and never think any other guy I brought home was as good.

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My Jewish Mother would like Brian, but he's originally from California and she would fear he wants to eventually move back there and take me with him. Not approved!

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Josh is too silly for my Jewish Mother to take seriously.

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This is Greg. Greg is very stylish...too stylish. It would make my Jewish Mother uncomfortable. Not approved!

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Brandon here tries too hard for my Jewish Mother's tastes.

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Fred is very charming, which would lead my Jewish Mother to think he's a "playboy." Not approved!

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