2.Treat him to a lingering hug when you say hello and whisper "you're my sexy, sexy, sex valentine" in his ear.
3.Wear a little extra perfume...down there. But, you know, on your thighs, because that would burn the shit out of your vagina.
4.Cook him a special roast duck and put a sexy thong on the duck to remind him of your hot body.
5.Tell him you're his heart-shaped box....then secretly hide chocolates in your vagina (he won't understand till later).
6.Light candles and place them around your bed. After lighting the candles, slowly pick one up, take off your bra, light it on fire, and throw your flaming bra at his face.
7.After he gets hit with the flaming bra, he's going to need you to sexily rub burn ointment all over his body.
8.Call an ambulance for his burns and as they take him away on a gurney, whisper in his ear, "You are the hottest."
9.Spend the rest of the night eating chocolate from your vagina and watching TV like you wanted to do anyway.
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