He was excited to be doing an AMA
He rolled with the punches. Even the ones from the 12-year-olds
He admitted to owning Brian May's underwear
He was happy to make someone's day
He revealed the secret to his success
He actually called someone a "ding-dong"
He and the Foo Fighters rocked so hard that they apparently triggered a "seismic event"
He provided us with personal grooming tips
He got all scientific on us
He loves his fried fucking chicken...
...and would eat his last meal at KFC.
He graced us with his beard
He's the kind of rocker you can bring home to mom
...but he doesn't want to look THAT nice
He relates to Victoria Beckham
He got a little political
He's been jaded to the wonders of blow-up dolls
He was perfect even in his speechlessness.