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Episode Five: "Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wing"
Episode Four: "C'est La Vie"
Episode Three: "Paris Bitches"
Episode Two: "Extra Baggage"
Episode One: "O'S**t"
You Big Dummy
O'Shit was late showing up to his check in at the bail bondsmen. As per his last release, he has to take a drug test weekly. Don't you know this big dummy failed his drug test. C'MON SON. They cuffed him immediately and called Anya to come up to the office.
Anya, you have my deepest sympathy. There aren't too many women out there who would stand by a man's side after he messes up over and over again. When she showed up, naturally she flipped.
"Your life is going down because of your choices" Anya said to O'Shit and she told him this is his last chance. Get it together, or forget it forever. Oh. She finally found out about the drugs he had on him the last time he got arrested. She was LIVID. I'm not sure what she said, because once her already annoying high pitched voice gets higher, it goes to dog whistle levels. Meaning I couldn't (read: wasn't) listen anymore.
The bondsman gave him an ultimatum: you either go to Rikers Island or go to rehab.
Naturally, he picked rehab.
Puma doesn't Own Ink 124
It's owned by the legendary tattoo artist from the Bronx, MED. Welp.
Et Tu Teddy?
Teddy isn't a fan of Dutchess and Ceaser being back together and Ceaser isn't a fan of Teddy and Puma's "friendship" post chicken wing fight. Ceaser and Teddy argued in the car about loyalty, blah, blah, blah. Basically, They feel like they can't trust each other.
Donna Is Delusional
She thinks she has this deep, spiritual and mental relationship with O'Shit outside of the unprotected sex they have. G.I.R.L. please. PLEASE. She thinks she's her relationship with O'Shit is like that song "If You Leave" by Destiny's Child and Next (did I just show my age?). She's so pressed to meet Anya, I guess to tell her that she is sleeping with O'Shit. But let me tell you a little word sweet child of mine, he is not going to leave his fiancé for you. You're going to tell her that you love her man, she's going to whoop your ass and his ass. We know he likes them crazy, just look at baby momma number one Kathy. Sorry.
Eager Beaver
Walt had a photo shoot with Sassy as the model, and Quani as the stylist so everyone could increase their portfolios. As soon as Quani stepped on set she got in her zone, dressing Sassy, setting up frames, but… She was stepping on Walt's toes as the photographer. You know Quani doesn't get a chance to leave the house thanks to Puma, but relax. Walt said she has a niche for styling, just next time play your role on set.
Daddy Daycare Fail
Meanwhile, while Quani was at the shoot, Puma had their daughter for the day. You can tell he isn't used to having his child alone. He didn't know how to deal with her temper tantrums and all the crying and fussing a one-year-old would do when they don't have a nap. After taking their daughter to one business meeting he had enough of daddy-daughter time and took their daughter down to the photo shoot. Long story short, Tamia had another fit when she couldn't be with her mother and disrupted the entire shoot. Frustrated with Puma bringing their daughter to the shoot, Quani left early. Why would you do that? He really doesn't want Quani to have her own life or goals. I'm taking bets now: over or under five years, how long will this marriage last?
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