I Watch TV, So You Don’t Have To: Black Ink Crew: "Paris B*tches!" (S3 EP3)

Life Lesson #245: Don’t invite yourself to trips out of the country with people you’re so-so with

So, I'm a week late... SUE ME!

I'm just playing, I'm really sorry, guys. Forgive me?

Episode one: "O'S**t"

Episode two: "Extra Baggage"

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And a baby makes three! Congrats to Anya and O'S**t.

0’S**t Gets a Clean Slate

After defending his relationship with Anya to Teddy, Sky and Donna, it is baby day for O'S**t. After missing the birth of his oldest daughter Lulu, O'S**t made it his business not to miss this birth with his fiancé Anya. Since his last arrest, he has been doing his best not to piss Anya off and live life on the straight and narrow. Giving birth to a baby girl by C-Section, mommy and baby had a safe delivery and O'S**t vows to be a good dad.

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"Oh yeah girl, I forgot... I still owe money from that case I went to jail for."

And No Passport for You Sky

For the life of me, I don't know why Sky waited until the last minute to get her passport. None of that really mattered, because Sky couldn't get her passport because of her shady past. Long story short Sky used to be a scammer. She used to swipe credit cards from state to state and then finally got caught in Arizona. She did a year in jail, and was given a year of probation, Sky skipped out on probation, stayed on the run and then did some more time. After all of that, she still owes restitution, over $100,000 in restitution. Once she told Dutchess that she couldn't go to Paris because she can't get a passport, Dutchess made it all about her. Basically saying that now she's stuck going to Paris with "Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb" AKA Quani and Sassy like she didn't invite them. Well, Quani.

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"TELL HER YOU LOVE HER, AND GO FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE"

Go Fight for Your Love

Sky wants Ceaser and Dutchess back together and to be honest, I do too, because these two deserve each other. We saw the last few episodes that Ceaser still has feelings for Dutchess. Sky thought it would be a good idea for Ceaser to hop on a plan, fly all the way to Paris and tell Dutchess that he loves her. Ceaser tried to play it cool and said he's the "I don't chase them, I replace them" type, but we don't believe you Cease, you need more people. Will he go to Paris? Does he have a passport? Is he up to date on his child support?

We’re In Paris!

Dutchess and Quani arrived to Paris first and immediately fall in love with the city of Paris. Unfortunately, Dutchess is "sick" after a long flight. Once Sassy arrived the next day, she felt like Dutchess was faking being sick because she didn't want to hang out with Sassy. Sassy didn't allow that to stop her show, she took Quani and the two went sightseeing in Paris. Meanwhile, Dutchess went to the local tattoo shop La Ruche, where she is the guest artist for the duration of her time in Paris. She gave the shop's owner, Maya a tattoo and she instantly fell in love with the spirit of the tattoo shop. Afterwards, Dutchess met Sassy and Quani for lunch and we learned that Sassy isn't over what caused her and Dutchess to fall out last year. Alright, so last year, Dutchess was joking around with Teddy and Ceaser and something came up about Teddy and Sassy sleeping together. (Sassy is a lesbian, by the way) Dutchess started to spread the rumor that they slept together and caused Sassy to quit Black Ink. When Sassy confronted Dutchess about it, Dutchess denied it, once Sassy found out that Dutchess lied she was done. Then they sort of made up at Walt's baby mother's baby shower… but not really. Anyway, back to Paris, Sassy never felt as if Dutchess was sincere with her apology. I believe that this is a conversation that should've happened before the trip, but anything for entertainment. Dutchess, just like last year took no responsibility for what she did last year, and the two argued about it until Dutchess told Sassy she doesn't want anything to do with her moving forward.

But, just like Sassy debo-ed herself on this trip, she debo-ed herself into the party that La Ruche threw for Dutchess and Dutchess was PISSED. Initially, Sassy and Quani walked by Dutchess, but in fairness, Dutchess was having a conversation and the two probably didn't want to be rude. After making new friends the two went out to look for Dutchess and she was complaining about how she didn't want anyone talking to her, and then she got in a cab and left.

R.I.P. to the friendship that used to be.

A Few Things

1.I'm sick of Donna

2.Ever since Teddy got that DNA test on season one and found out he wasn't the father, he's been the spokesperson of paternity testing. Maybe he can guest host a few Maury episodes.

3.I'm so sick of Donna

4.The renovations were weak, it's like a new desk and everything else looked the same. Maybe I was expecting too much.

This Week's Random Tattoos

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Done by O'S**t.

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Done by Ceaser

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Done by Dutchess