Videos·Posted on Dec 27, 2015If Cities Were Your Boyfriend"Yeah...this isn't going to work out."by by Lizz WarnerBuzzFeed Motion Pictures Staff, by Allison BaggBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This is what it would be like if major cities were your boyfriend: View this video on YouTube youtube.com / Via youtube.com Firstly, don't expect L.A. to be on time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And Portland will certainly ride in on fixed gear. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Las Vegas will probably bring a girl he met by the pool to dinner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF San Francisco will be on the phone the whole time and ask you what startup you work for. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Chicago will freak TF out when you put ketchup on your hot dog. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Miami will want to go dancing, but it won't be where you think. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New York won't be into the fact that you dated L.A. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Austin will swear they're nothing like their conservative parents. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And it will probably end when L.A. finds out you're not a casting director. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF