15 "Help Wanted" Screenshots That Scream "Don’t Work Here"

    Whatever you do, don't apply.

    1. This CEO who literally wants their new employee to pay to work for them:

    A person who is charging $10 an hour for someone to work for them

    2. This *unpaid* content creator position where you can work for this person in exchange for having a desk to sit at:

    "This is a part time position in exchange for a large fixed desk..."

    3. This full-time babysitter position that includes working 7 a.m. to 5 p.m., being on call, working day and night shifts, being available on weekends — and pays only $100 per week:

    "Pay: $100.00 - $150.00 per week"

    4. This person who wants FREE professional graphics so they can make their own money on Fiverr:

    "Asides from giving price range, everything is always negotiable!"

    5. This mom who's looking to pay $15 ~a day~ for someone to watch her two kids:

    "Probably $15 per day and maybe 3 days a week?"

    The comments...

    "If it's just to have someone play with your kids then I would suggest asking a family member to do it for free."

    6. This social media manager role that requires working weekdays and weekends, and, like, pays in ~exposure~:

    "The position comes without pay, but the experience you gain and the network you create, more than make up for that."

    7. This person who's looking for a truck/van driver to move a ton of stuff, do the loading and unloading, and be paid only $100 for the entire job:

    "I'd pay 100$ for your services after completion/unloading in Washington."

    8. This job position that pays "up to" minimum wage and requires working 'til 5 a.m. — and the application MUST include links to your social media:

    "Please attach links to your socials! Failure to do so will result in no interview."

    9. This overnight babysitting position that says you "can sleep if needed":

    "Long term position possible live in Babysitter in the future with pay increase."

    10. This job for a full-time video and photo editor that pays $100 A MONTH:

    "MONTHLY SALARY IS $100"

    Oh, and if you're lucky, it could be your guaranteed job for life!

    "the is long term work-could be a guaranteed job for life if you deliver"

    11. This job that requires you to pay for your training, and well, not be paid for four to six months while you train:

    "Are you willing to go through UNPAID training which is 4 hours a day (Mon-Fri) for 4-6 weeks?

    OH.

    "Are you willing to go through UNPAID training which is 4 hours a day (Mon-Fri) for 4-6 weeks?

    12. This person who's looking for a video editor and mayyy have given this assignment — without even a guaranteed interview — to get some free work done:

    "Please work on Assignment you can add music , do video editing , motion graphic & stock footages etc it should be be look eye catching"

    13. This caregiver job for a teen girl that comes with allllll of these requirements...for $25 a day:

    "Starting pay would be $25 cash a day"

    14. This person looking for free junk removal service:

    "well you don't know until you ask. I asked for free or cheap. Someone we called said $1,000 just for the furniture"

    15. And finally, this person looking for a "community volunteer" to do alllllllll of these services for ✨ free ✨:

    "I am seeking out help for/with several jobs/errands/gigs from a community volunteer or a paid job possibly with a discounted price for low income senior retired army veteran..."

    H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars