Response to OMG Winnie-The-Pooh Is Actually A Girl:
Pooh is an androgynous being
One year on “Sweetest Day” my roommate and I were both single, so we decided to treat ourselves to some candy. I had been laying on my back with my laptop on my stomach, but I got so excited about the candy that I sat straight up, knocking the laptop to the ground from my lofted bed. Apparently, candy > laptop.