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I Bet You Can't Get Through These 19 Pizza Delivery Fails Without Sobbing

Try not to cry.

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1. When you ask for extra cheese and they take it a little too literally:

2. When it's so burnt AND dismembered that you know it can't be saved:

3. When they decide to save space by putting the sauce directly ON the cheese:

The horror.
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The horror.

4. When they get the toppings right, but something else looks off:

5. Or worse, when they literally forget every single topping:

6. When a once-perfect pizza is now a sloppy mess:

7. When you wish you could ask your pizza if the driver used Google Maps or Waze:

I think we know the answer.
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I think we know the answer.

8. When the person making your pizza is organized AF:

"I'd like my toppings separated, please."
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"I'd like my toppings separated, please."

9. When you actually start to respect the delivery guy for fucking up so badly:

10. When you realize that if a pizza could get drunk, this would be that pizza:

"I'm hammered." —Pizza, probably
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"I'm hammered." —Pizza, probably

11. When you start to wonder who, what, where, when, why, and most importantly — HOW?!

12. When you want to take a picture and frame it on your wall:

A true work of art.
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A true work of art.

13. When you call the store manager and don't even have the words:

"It's...messy."
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"It's...messy."

14. When you're trying to impress your friends and they open the boxes in horror:

YOU HAD THREE TRIES.
Twitter: @SCRDinDC

YOU HAD THREE TRIES.

15. When you start to blame yourself:

"I mean, maybe I ordered too many toppings."
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"I mean, maybe I ordered too many toppings."

16. "Where did I go wrong?!":

Well, the crust, for starters.
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Well, the crust, for starters.

17. When your broken-up pizza resembles a Thanksgiving turkey:

18. When you're trying to figure out how something like this could even happen:

19. And finally, when the pizza is so royally fucked but somehow, someway, you still manage to eat the whole damn thing:

BECAUSE IT'S PIZZA.
Twitter: @NYC_stateofmind

BECAUSE IT'S PIZZA.

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