1.
When you ask for extra cheese and they take it a little too literally:
2.
When it's so burnt AND dismembered that you know it can't be saved:
3.
When they decide to save space by putting the sauce directly ON the cheese:
4.
When they get the toppings right, but something else looks off:
5.
Or worse, when they literally forget every single topping:
6.
When a once-perfect pizza is now a sloppy mess:
7.
When you wish you could ask your pizza if the driver used Google Maps or Waze:
8.
When the person making your pizza is organized AF:
9.
When you actually start to respect the delivery guy for fucking up so badly:
10.
When you realize that if a pizza could get drunk, this would be that pizza:
11.
When you start to wonder who, what, where, when, why, and most importantly — HOW?!
12.
When you want to take a picture and frame it on your wall:
13.
When you call the store manager and don't even have the words:
14.
When you're trying to impress your friends and they open the boxes in horror:
15.
When you start to blame yourself:
16.
"Where did I go wrong?!":
17.
When your broken-up pizza resembles a Thanksgiving turkey:
18.
When you're trying to figure out how something like this could even happen:
19.
And finally, when the pizza is so royally fucked but somehow, someway, you still manage to eat the whole damn thing:
