17 Tweets For Anyone Who Fucking Hates Doing Laundry

    "If somebody could tell me where in the fuck the last sock runs off to when it's in the dryer that would be fucking terrific."

    1. Laundry is the worst. It's literally the most daunting task.

    2. Not to mention, it's exhausting!

    3. It requires so much damn effort.

    4. Everything about it is HORRIBLE.

    5. For instance, when you accidentally shrink your clothes.

    6. Or worse — when someone ELSE shrinks your clothes and you consider cutting them out of your life.

    7. I have so many questions about laundry.

    8. Like, what is perm press, even????

    9. Is grey a light or a dark???

    10. What's the point of folding if you're just going to wear it again?

    11. And why do some clothes just magically disappear???

    12. Seriously, no one has time for that shit.

    13. NO ONE.

    14. There is nothing worse than realizing that life is actually just one really, really long laundry day.

    15. It goes on, and on, and on...FOREVER.

    16. So, if you're trying to decide if you should do your laundry tonight, don't sweat it.

    17. There's always tomorrow.