Never in my life would I think that Kanye West would be inspired by Kris Humphries in any way, shape, or ridiculously tall form, but BOY was I wrong.
During a recent episode of Kocktails With Khloé, Kanye revealed that Kris was the only reason he finally decided to get a cell phone.
Kanye told the group, which included Kim, Khloé, and their pals Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, "I got a phone because somebody decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries."
I wasn't up to anything, and I looked on the internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person, and I was like, I need to call her or something.
Seeing as how Kim and the NBA player were very much a couple, Kanye knew he had to act fast.
I started sending her pictures of certain basketball players that used to be cool, and now they wear their pants all the way up to [their chest]. Like, this is your future!
Lucky for Kanye, his plan worked. Kim and Kris ended their marriage after 72 days, with scary visuals of high-waisted pants probably to blame.
