Kylie was just 9 years old!
In Season 2, Kourtney caught Scott texting another girl.
In his phone, Scott sent messages to someone named "My Wife." One of the texts read, "Loved looking into your eyes last night." Ummm.
Kourtney's face went numb in Season 9!
In the episode, Kourtney met Khloé for lunch and literally couldn't move half her mouth.
Thankfully, Kris never went streaking through Kim's house while Kanye was home.
But yes, she did in fact accidentally spike her son's drink with Viagra.
Khloé was 25 years old when she married Lamar.
The couple married back in 2009, though have since divorced.
Kim said everything except, "I don't have cell service here, and it's making me have a rash."
That was actually spoken by Kris!
Kim accused Kris of stealing ten slabs of her Italian marble.
And she was PISSED.
Kourtney puts mayonnaise on her vagina.
She's said it "makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler building."
Kim and Kourtney pretended to serve their family a human placenta for dinner.
This seriously happened, though it was actually brisket. Kourtney told everyone, “Don’t judge until you try it." Sick.