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...Then pour yourself some wine.
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Do some jumping jacks...
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...Then definitely pour yourself some more wine.
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Curl up into a very tiny ball...
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...And you got it — drink your wine.
8.
...And hey! Why not pour yourself some more wine?!
9.
Binge-watch your fave show...
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...And you guessed it! WINE.
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How about you start cleaning those dirty dishes?...
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...And how about you start HAVING MORE WINE?
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Do your damn laundry...
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...And drink some damn wine.
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Feeling better yet? If not, listen to some calming music...
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...And drink some great wine.
17.
Still no winner? Ugh. Go take a hot shower and sob until this is all over.
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Congrats — you've caught on well! Pour yourself some more wine!
