They can't talk:
These flowers are dead just like my heart and soul.
They're messy:
Sink flowers.
They require effort:
Flowers as dead as my past relationships
And no matter how well you care for them, they die:
Welp, glad these lasted not even a day. ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ #flowerfail
The plastic wrapping is annoying:
i bought two flowers today and the florist wouldn't let me leave without wrapping them in this much plastic
The stems are sharp and hard to cut:
Here is a series of pictures where I grabbed a nice flower. last picture shows me getting stabbed by thorns. Enjoy.
And don't even get me started on "finding the perfect vase":
Proper way to display flowers. Wrapping still on w/ no food, a fish bowl, and the ends not cut. Emily Eynon wins 2day
I mean do you, bro:
"oh yeah I got you flowers they're in the sink in a vase" hahaha best boyfriend ever @billy_lisa29
They're expensive AF:
Oh, and they RARELY come as advertised:
Literally NO ONE has time to deal with them:
It's a sure sign of a busy afternoon when flowers get dropped into the sink rather than an actual vase.
Also, fuck soil:
@kierans64 you flower murderer ๐ข
They can give you allergies:
Thanks to this bouquet of flowers my face is entirely swollen for the night #allergies
They're confusing:
@sainsburys ๐ 1 day old flowers
The water gets yucky:
don't leave flowers in my room well not my room but still theres no sunlight and smells like soy milk&dirty clothes
And good luck trying to arrange them:
Oopsโฆ #flowerkiller
Most importantly, the money spent on them could've gone towards cake:
Forgot to water my one and only flower #flowerkiller
So next time you're looking to buy some flowers...
Some dudes buy flowers for Valentine's Day to feed the heart, I choose a less expensive & more effective route...๐
...just don't! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
