1. A T-shirt/cry for help to wear on Tuesday mornings after those rough and stressful Monday nights:
2. This mug that tells your truth:
3. These pens to give that term paper you're working on a Bachelor touch:
4. This incredible candle, perfect for the times when prayers for Nick and his love life are needed:
5. This important piece of art:
6. This wine glass that asks the same crucial question we all have. (What would Chris Harrison do?)
7. A print to display at your viewing party to warn guests of the shit-talking and analyzing that's about to go down:
8. A sweatshirt with that one quote that sends chills down your spine:
9. Some temporary tattoos to put on your body, since getting a real one would be a bit too extreme:
10. Trista Sutter and Chris Harrison's books, for those times when you just need a little more Bachelor in your life:
Get them from Barnes & Noble for $15.99 and $4.48.
11. And these amazing novels, both with titles that I'd happily place on my tombstone:
Get them from Barnes & Noble for $22.56 and $11.09.
12. Some Chris Harrison and Nick Viall earrings to take your ~signature style~ to the next level:
Get them from Pistachio Moon on Etsy for $8.50 a pair.
13. Or this creepy mask to wear WHILE you're watching Chris Harrison do as Chris Harrison does:
14. This card to give to a loved one, thanking them for dealing with your guilty pleasures:
15. This handy flask because why the hell not?
16. And finally, this print and illustration of Michael Jordan and Abraham Lincoln taking a nap because, well, Corinne:
Get it from Taryn Illustrates on Etsy for $3.