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Amy Schumer And Vanessa Bayer Play "Never Have I Ever"

"My vagina looks like that tree behind you."

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Amy Schumer is a train wreck and she knows it. Honestly, who doesn't love a girl who owns up to her not-so-proud moments?! In celebration of her new film out Friday, appropriately titled Trainwreck, we sat down with the comedian and her castmate Vanessa Bayer to play a little game we like to call "Never Have I Ever." As expected, there were many wonderful revelations.

Amy: GIFs. That's like what you get on Hanukkah.

Vanessa: Totally.


Vanessa: Does it have to be with someone or can it just be like, alone? I feel like we did this comedy tour like a week ago and we'd wake up and be like...

Amy: ...are we in Seattle?!?! Yeah, it has felt weird lately. Where am I right now?

(For the record, we were in L.A.)

Amy: I've thrown up in a car, but not a cab. Does that count?

BF: That counts.

Vanessa: Oh, me too!


Vanessa: I think I've done something similar. I'm gonna go with maybe.

Amy: Usually what happens is they'll text me the next day and I'll be like, "Why is he texting me?" And then I look and be like, "Oh."


Amy: The camera guy's like, "I KNOW!"

Vanessa: I don't care about shaving my legs.

Amy: My vagina looks like that tree behind you.

Vanessa: Well, I feel like it's because we both have, like, pretty light hair.

Amy: Yeah, we're so lucky. Let's take some time with this one.

Vanessa: I feel like when you have lighter hair, like if you're a redhead or a blonde, hair stuff is so much less of an issue.

Amy: We are fucking lucky.


Vanessa: You HAVE to pick it up.

Vanessa: I don't know. I don't know if I've actually ever done it.

Amy: I have.


Amy: Nobody wears green the day after St. Patrick's Day.


Vanessa: Never.

Amy: You never went on a cruise with your grandma?

Vanessa: I don't go to brunch with my grandmas.


Vanessa: Yeah, I do feel like when I get ready for work people will be really shocked like, "Wow. You look nice."

Amy: They're like, "Did you shower?" and you're like, "I tried it! I don't know, it felt weird."

Amy: That sounds very gross. I've added booze to most things, but not that. My first NO WAY!

BF: Thank god.


BF: That sounds pretty bad. How'd you get through it?

Amy: Well, it was easy! I left in the morning and went and got a bagel.


Amy: Every time I think I've hurt myself.

BF: Do you say anything about it?

Amy: Yeah! I'm like, "I have a cramp, can you PLEASE grab my foot? Can you rub my foot?" It's usually after drinking and you're dehydrated so your foot cramps.

Vanessa: That's what causes them?

Amy: Dehydration.

Check out more from our interview in the video below:

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