15. Someone could try to cheer you up about being single with this atrocity.
18. Your secret admirer could turn out to be someone else’s.
20. You could be dating this Shakespeare.
*Actually, call me. I love this.
23. You could be the fine bitch who is the recipient of this gift.
- The trial to watch in Trump's America: A doctor faces a manslaughter charge after his patient died following an abortion.
- The Supreme Court threw out a $399 million judgment against Samsung over the iPhone's design.
- "Cancel order!" Trump tweets threat to end Boeing's Air Force One contract, citing high price tag.
- Former Sen. Bob Dole's law firm was paid $20,000 a month to lobby for Taiwan — and played a role in Trump's call with the president.