1. You could not just get crabs... you could get ALL of the crabs. cheezburger.com 2. You could find out the person you're dating is in fact a monster. imgur.com 3. The custom cake you ordered for your sweetie could come back like this: cakewrecks.com 4. Or worse, someone could give you this cake: cakewrecks.com 5. Your groceries could suddenly get romantic. cheezburger.com 6. Or this could be your significant other's idea of a romantic meal: cheezburger.com 7. You could get this e-card. imgur.com 8. You could be forced to watch this movie. fanpop.com 9. This is the single most depressing thing of all time. cheezburger.com 10. Your canceled plans might not actually be for a "good" reason. nowaygirl.com 11. Your mom could also be trolling Facebook on V-Day. imgur.com 12. You could get the V-Day present Dick picked out. imgur.com 13. You could open a box of chocolates only to find your S.O. decided to make sure they weren't poisoned. stacycohen.blogspot.com 14. All of this equals complete misery. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 15. Someone could try to cheer you up about being single with this atrocity. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 16. You could be reminded of your S.O.'s imminent death. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 17. Someone could think this was a great V-Day gift. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 18. Your secret admirer could turn out to be someone else's. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 19. Your Valentine could turn out to be a psycho. ebay.com 20. You could be dating this Shakespeare. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com *Actually, call me. I love this. 21. You could take a huge risk...and fall flat on your face. jokideo.com 22. You could be your own valentine. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 23. You could be the fine bitch who is the recipient of this gift. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 24. You could spend a gagillion hours on hold with 1-800-Flowers... Twitter: @chucktastic 25. And find your efforts didn't pay off in the slightest. imgur.com 26. You could eat at the fine dining establishment this sick individual works at. failblog.cheezburger.com 27. You could be this cat standing in as a poor replacement for true love. imgur.com 28. You could have diarrhea. imgur.com 29. You could see this. axeytheclown.tumblr.com 30. Your manfriend could take the suggestion of sexy underwear to a strange place. (Do they come off before sex?) izismile.com 31. You could be lacking in basic necessities with zero recourse. fmylife.com 32. You could get a not-so-subtle message to clean the house. failpost.com 33. Your Valentine this year could be your new venereal disease! cakewrecks.com Mwah!