What Grade Are You Getting In Life?
Damn. You are good at life. So good, in fact, that you're kiiiinda making everyone else look bad. So maybe you can help some friends out?
Not too bad. Not too bad at all. If an A- really feels like a stretch for you, then congrats on all the hard work. Or maybe you're cheating...?
Below average. You're currently experiencing the shittiness that is twentysomething life. However, we'll grade on a curve, raising you to a B. As for the rest of your riffraff, you know where you need to be applying yourself.
YEAH! I meant to fail! I'm an A+ at being an F.