Fran finds out he is a Jewish doctor. What could be more perfect?
And he has a Porsche and a cool leather jacket. Swooooooon!
He's so open with his feelings. Take me now, Jon! I mean, Bob the Jewish Doctor.
OK, this is a little weird to wrap your mind around...
Then we see Jon in a Dynasty fantasy sequence. His hair. That suit.
When Jon/Bob shows up at the same wedding Fran attends, they find out they're...cousins. Ewwww. (And sad. It's not so easy to find a cute, Jewish, Jon Stewart doctor.)
Here are all of Jon's moments from the episode "Kissing Cousins":
