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13 Candy Hearts That Failed So Hard They Almost Won

V-Day is cruel.

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1. This candy heart, which basically says, "I cheated."

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2. This "save me" heart which doesn't so much read as damsel in distress as it does I AM SO LONELY GOD HELP ME.

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3. It's hard not to take this literally. "I'm real." "Yes, yes you are a real human being."

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4. Message received. Life is cruel.

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5. If this is a weird sex thing, I don't want to know.

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6. Otherwise known as the restraining order candy heart.

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7. Just leave the money on the dresser.

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8. Because Tinder isn't working.

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9. The candy heart a serial killer leaves at your doorstep.

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10. Here's a candy heart your Ex would probably send to you.

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11. This candy heart is sad because it just gives no fucks.

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12. Yes, mistakes can always be learned from. But they're rarely good. Nor are they tasty.

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