19 Reasons Why Being Short Is The Best
Go shawty, it's your birthday. Or not!
1. Legroom on airplanes is never an issue.
2. Oh, and of course, long-legged people who need the front seat are always grateful when you volunteer to fit in the back.
3. You can shop in the petites section AND the regular section.
4. And you've been known to sometimes shop in the kids' section. (Cheaper!)
5. You pretty much never have to worry about being taller than your date.
6. You can be a jockey if you want.
7. Because you have a low center of gravity, you're less likely to topple over.
8. You'll never be too tall for a bed.
9. You can fit into small spaces if need be.
10. You never have to worry about bumping your head on stuff...unlike that unfortunate Stormtrooper on the right. :(
11. You can get lower to the ground when challenged to a game of limbo.
12. Evidence suggests that shorter people live longer lives.
And there are numerous claims about short people having fewer health issues.