Rewind·Jan 12, 201515 Incredible Products Any "Clueless" Fan Must OwnSurvey says? ALL OF THEM.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Cher Horowitz Watercolor Illustration Tee, $38.87 etsy.com For when your party clothes are too binding, there's this comfy and awesome tee. 2. Sterling Silver "Whatever" Pendant, $79.65 etsy.com Get two: If she doesn't wear the necklace, I can't wear mine. 3. Clueless Pillar Candle, $25 etsy.com Blessed art thou, Cher of the Universe. 4. Cher Stained Glass Window Decal, $19 etsy.com For The Holy House of Horowitz. 5. Acrylic Clueless Necklace, $13.99 etsy.com So adorably clueless. 6. Clueless Matryoshka Dolls, $190 etsy.com SO WEIRD BUT SO WONDERFUL. SOLD. 7. Cher Illustrated T-Shirt, $31.10 etsy.com Definitely not from Judy's. 8. Tai Quote Needlepoint, $38 etsy.com That was way harsh, Needlepoint. 9. "As If!" Felt Banner, $14 etsy.com Words to live by. 10. "I Hope Not Sporadically" Pencil Set, $4.28 etsy.com I'll be writin' ya! 11. "Granola Breath" Pin, $1.50 etsy.com It's called a goatee. 12. "Whatever" Hands Card, $4.75 etsy.com Appropriate for any type of correspondence. You know, for when you can't call or page someone. 13. "Rollin' With the Homies" Tote Bag, $22 etsy.com Good news is when you're so over Elton, you can burn this bag. 14. Clueless Makeup Pouch, $14 etsy.com Your main thrill in life is a makeover. Your second main thrill in life is the bag containing your makeover tools. 15. Dionne Quote Print, $13.99 etsy.com And this, my friends, is how every Clueless fan will eventually talk to their children about the Bettes and the Baldwins.