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    Demographic Map Of Cornwall

    Cornwall. It's where rock stars come to retire, politicians come to appear 'normal' for pre-election photo opportunities and Caroline Quentin becomes even more irritating than usual. It invented cooking, food, surfing, hippies, hen parties, and powered transport but before you buy your second home just yet - why not get to know the locals and how they communicate.

    Who lives where in Cornwall?

    Rock = Posh kids in red trousers

    Newquay = Hen Parties

    Polzeath = Politicians trying to act normally.

    Port Isaac = Martin Clunes stalkers

    Bude = Scousers

    Bodmin = New Age Travellers

    Saltash = Janners

    Looe = Monkeys

    Truro = Tourists that have got lost

    Falmouth = Students

    Penzance = Pilchards

    St Ives = Crazy Artists

    Camborne = Cornish People