Cornwall. It’s where rock stars come to retire, politicians come to appear ‘normal’ for pre-election photo opportunities and Caroline Quentin becomes even more irritating than usual.
It invented cooking, food, surfing, hippies, hen parties, and powered transport but before you buy your second home just yet - why not get to know the locals and how they communicate.
They are separated by almost 300 miles of open countryside.
One is at the heart of all that is happening and the other one isn’t.
But which way round is it?