I have a debobbler. It's a special handheld device which removes the bobbles on clothes - such as jumpers when you've owned them a while. It's brought a new lease of life into clothes I would have otherwise donated!
I was wearing a Charmander onesie on a night out for a friend's Pokemon themed 21st and a guy told me "You may be Charmander in that onesie but you'll be Squirtle after a night with me."
Whilst walking home from a night out I've had "I've got a hot dog here and it's half as long as my penis." This was followed by "Will you sit on my face?" Then on a separate occasion I've been told "I'd like to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avocado"…Â
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