Hey guys — United Kingdom, United States of America. Canada here. We're kind of worried about y'all.
You both seem to be having trouble with life-sized troll dolls with troubling ambitions. Not sure if you noticed.
It's been really uncomfortable watching you two lately, but this tweet perfectly sums up how we're feeling over here:
It's like Canada is the concerned child watching her aging mother and weirdo big brother descend into chaos, unsure who to worry over first
It's like a really awkward Thanksgiving dinner.
You've even gone and upset Australia.
@PaigeKnorr @Sofia_P_018 EXCUSE ME, Australia over here like uhhhhhhhh...?, too
And New Zealand is just hiding somewhere.
@PaigeKnorr Meanwhile NZ is the half-sibling deciding to keep a safe distance until things settle.
How did this happen? Are you alright? Do you need a nap? Maybe a cup of tea? Let us know.
