Break out the champagne and embrace your fellow humans, because it's now officially the best time of the year.
And no, not the ~holidays~ or whatever. It's motherfuckin' Fat Squirrel Season.
We have finally reached that most magical season when once-sleek squirrels turn into little chubby bundles of heart-bursting joy.
Just look at this little pudgy tummy.
literally wtf how does a squirrel become this fat
And these polite little paws.
Is this a squirrel or a furry sphere with a tail? It is both. And it is the best.
It's fat squirrel season. I love fat squirrel season.
Don't you just want to stick your face right in its fuzzy, plump belly?
You do. I know you do.
This is a how fat a squirrel must be to survive the winter in Colorado.