OMG You Guys, There Is A Dress Version Of Those Mermaid Pillows

Perfect excuse to touch yourself all day.

Remember those "mermaid" pillows everyone was obsessed with for a hot second?

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You can "draw" on them then wipe it away in a single swipe. It's basically witchcraft.

Well what if we said you could have that mesmerizing delight on your ***whole body***.

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You fucking can because there is an ENTIRE DRESS made out of that magical colour-changing sequin fabric.

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You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off yourself.

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You could even write lil' messages on it.

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I spotted this miracle at a Macy's in Michigan while on a trip from Canada. The dress is by Vince Camuto and it's a lot pricier than those pillows.

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/vince-camuto-cap-sleeve-reversible-sequin-sheath?ID=1789216

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/vince-camuto-cap-sleeve-reversible-sequin-sheath?ID=1789216

Like, $288.56 pricey. Sorry.

Well done, America.

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