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    OMG You Guys, There Is A Dress Version Of Those Mermaid Pillows

    Perfect excuse to touch yourself all day.

    Remember those "mermaid" pillows everyone was obsessed with for a hot second?

    Well what if we said you could have that mesmerizing delight on your ***whole body***.

    You fucking can because there is an ENTIRE DRESS made out of that magical colour-changing sequin fabric.

    You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off yourself.

    You could even write lil' messages on it.

    I spotted this miracle at a Macy's in Michigan while on a trip from Canada. The dress is by Vince Camuto and it's a lot pricier than those pillows.

    Like, $288.56 pricey. Sorry.

    Well done, America.