OMG You Guys, There Is A Dress Version Of Those Mermaid Pillows
Perfect excuse to touch yourself all day.
Well what if we said you could have that mesmerizing delight on your ***whole body***.
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off yourself.
You could even write lil' messages on it.
I spotted this miracle at a Macy's in Michigan while on a trip from Canada. The dress is by Vince Camuto and it's a lot pricier than those pillows.
Like, $288.56 pricey. Sorry.