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12 Struggles That Are Too Real For Queer Vampires

As told by the cast of Carmilla!

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Being queer? Awesome. Being a vampire? Also awesome. But that doesn't mean the struggle isn't real.

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We asked the cast of Carmilla — the best Canadian web series about vampires, monsters and lady love — to lay it out for us.

Get ready, Creampuffs.
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Get ready, Creampuffs.

1. When you go to dinner with your girlfriend’s parents for the first time and they order garlic bread.

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2. When your date needs to plan their wardrobe accordingly.

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3. When some jerk says it's just a bloodlust-induced phase.

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4. When you have to come out as queer... then as a queer vampire.

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5. When you try to flirt with a girl at the bar and your fangs pop out.

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6. When you have hundreds of years' worth of baggage to process.

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7. When your fingernails grow back as soon as you cut them.

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8. When your dapper outfit gets ruined by dinner.

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9. When you want to go on a brunch date but, like, daylight.

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10. When it's...

Yeah, we know you were thinking it.
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Yeah, we know you were thinking it.

11. When you’re thirsty AF and look over at your girlfriend.

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12. When you look fly as hell together but you don't even have a reflection.

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In case you didn't know, the second season of Carmilla may be over, but Season Zero will start airing on Oct. 22.

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