12 Struggles That Are Too Real For Queer Vampires

    As told by the cast of Carmilla!

    Being queer? Awesome. Being a vampire? Also awesome. But that doesn't mean the struggle isn't real.

    We asked the cast of Carmilla — the best Canadian web series about vampires, monsters and lady love — to lay it out for us.

    1. When you go to dinner with your girlfriend’s parents for the first time and they order garlic bread.

    2. When your date needs to plan their wardrobe accordingly.

    3. When some jerk says it's just a bloodlust-induced phase.

    4. When you have to come out as queer... then as a queer vampire.

    5. When you try to flirt with a girl at the bar and your fangs pop out.

    6. When you have hundreds of years' worth of baggage to process.

    7. When your fingernails grow back as soon as you cut them.

    8. When your dapper outfit gets ruined by dinner.

    9. When you want to go on a brunch date but, like, daylight.

    10. When it's...

    11. When you’re thirsty AF and look over at your girlfriend.

    12. When you look fly as hell together but you don't even have a reflection.

    In case you didn't know, the second season of Carmilla may be over, but Season Zero will start airing on Oct. 22.

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