1. On the annual roll:
They see me Rollin, They capelin
2. On language in Newfoundland:
When someone tells me i speak terrible english
3. On traffic:
Newfoundlanders haven't been able to handle a roundabout since the Trinity Loop. #newfoundland #nlpoli
4. On yer mudder:
When ya breaks Mudder's good spud peeler. #Newfoundland #newfie
5. On the thrill of discovery:
Feel like Indiana Jones & just Discovered the Lost Ark of the Covenant! #PineappleCrush #ShoppersDrugMart #OnlyinNL
6. On community:
a lady just rang our doorbell and gave us pictures of a moose that she took in front of our house in 2007 #whynot #onlyinnl
7. On struggle:
Only struggle in my life: need someone w a price club membership so I can get a pack of salt meat for jigs dinner on Monday🙃
8. On childhood heroes:
If Harry Potter took place in Newfoundland: Hagrid: HARRY MY SON YER A WIZARD Harry: a wha'? Hagrid: A WIZARD B'Y
9. On tourism:
Tourists always hit up these places ❤️
10. On the weather:
Summer: I'm so glad to be back in Newfoundland, there's no place like home Winter: blast this God-forsaken island and all who dwell herein
11. On reality:
newfoundland tourism commercial vs actually living here
12. On pop culture:
We're all agreed the Iron Islands are fantasy-Newfoundland right?
13. On meal prep:
The floor is jiggs without saltmeat
14. On honesty:
"I'm not excited to find out who wins the #ChaseTheAce jackpot" and other lies told in Newfoundland in 2017.
15. On politics:
I live in a province where tonight a government minister is being briefed on what he should do about a church fundraiser
16. On solar phenomena:
Oh no I forgot to buy #eclipse glasses - think I'll be ok?? #Newfoundland
17. On optimism:
A light house with a solar panel. Now that's Newfoundland optimism. #HistoricPlacesDay
18. On senior care:
Starting a kickstarter to turn this island of the coast of Newfoundland into a seniors singles resort
19. On austerity:
As if times in Newfoundland couldn't get any harder this stick of baloney cost me $12
20. On summer:
living in Newfoundland is all about striking a balance between dark humour and lowered expectations - in convo w/… https://t.co/mEnSv6X5Oj
21. On household chores:
Our neighbour drying out some codfish on his wife's clothesline. Only in Newfoundland.
22. On the debate that never ends:
I hate to break it to the relentless "Report a typo" crowd, but both "capelin" and "caplin" are correct.