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15 Reasons Toronto Kind Of Hates Toronto

Runnin' through the 6 with our woes.

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1. Driving is only somewhat more efficient than walking.

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3. Our bike lanes are basically unusable.

Double whammy on busy Harbord St in #Toronto: @sysco truck parks in bike lane & #TTC bus stop #cycleTO #bikeTO

4. There's a massive line to get Uncle Tetsu cheesecake months after opening.

The after work lineup grows. June 9, 2015, 6:28 p.m.

Yes, there's even a dedicated Twitter account for line updates.

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8. And others who fret new townhouses “that are only $500,000” would drag down their property values.

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11. Our Mayor doesn't seem to know the difference between Kanye and Drake.

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAQQjBxqFQoTCO2OpOW64sYCFUqTDQodUToAsg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.funnyhub.com%2F2015%2Fjan%2Ffacepalm%2Ffacepalm02.gif&ei=VhypVe2LJ8qmNtH0gJAL&bvm=bv.97949915,d.cWw&psig=AFQjCNFLTaQxHbsNGfnsGiYxPzQGrigaLg&ust=1437232580748925

At a press event, Mayor John Tory said Kanye is a "a proud product of our music industry."

Dude. No.

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15. And a dilapidated shack straight from a horror movie was listed for $369,000.

"A Perfect Investment Home." Mmhmm.

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